Seriously. majorly. unequivocally awful.
I. DID. NOT. LOSE. A. POUND.
Now, granted it was
probably (okay! okay!) totally my own fault because I succumbed to the temptation of chocolate cake, brownies and chocolate chip cookies this weekend.
But I killed myself the rest of the week (It’s too bad there’s that whole calories in–calories out clause in the fine print)!
So obviously my percentage for this week is ZERO (I suck. You can say it with me: Jess–you suck).
Want to know what is so stinkin’ hilarious that I almost pee in my pants every time I think about it?
This morning I skipped the gym (depression hurts) and I decided to hop on the scale to make sure yesterday wasn’t a fluke and I hadn’t gained 10 pounds overnight (from all that
delicious wonderful seductive awful chocolate cake) and I LOST 2 POUNDS.
I mean, seriously?
As the Hunk reminded me: next weeks weigh in will be awesome because I have a super head start.
The leader board has yet to be posted but hopefully I’m not in last place (is it awful of me to wish the others had actually gained weight? Yes, probably but we’ve already established that I suck, so whatever).
If I have time I’ll come back later to update ya’ll on where I stand on the leader board.
Hopefully next week I’ll have better news.